INTRODUCTION
To: Larry Lovage
Scruemall Hall
Walnut Log Community College
Hello, Nephew! This is your uncle Larry; Larry Laffer. Remember me?
You used to love hearing all about my romantic exploits back in the
’80s and ’90s.
When I heard you were going to college, I just had to write. You’re
coming of age, my boy, and I’m just the guy to give you a few pointers
on life—and on making it with the babes.
In fact, I think they should let me teach at that college. I could give a course in
Chickology— how to get chicks. Of course, I’d always grade on the curve...
I hear that hot dating show Swingles is on campus looking for contestants. This is the
perfect chance to prove yourself! If you can show them you’re a real swinger, they’ll have
to let you on the show. And that means more and better chances to score.
So look out, all you foxy chicks—Leisure Suit Larry is steppin’ out again!
Uncle Larry
The Lar ry Legacy
Nephew, it’s up to you to carry on the Leisure Suit Larry™ tradition. Sure, it’s a whole new
world out there, but it also includes lots of traditional ways to pay homage to your Uncle
Larry. So get in there, boy, and make me proud!
Scoring With Babes
There are lots of reasons for going to college: girls, booze, chicks, wild parties, babes,
streaking, girls...did I mention girls?
I realize this is virgin territory for you, but get out there and start exploring. Eventually
you’ll meet some gorgeous babes you’ll definitely want to know better.
You’ll get your chance to impress them by engaging in witty conversation, and doing them
favors—which usually involves some “game playing,” if you know what I mean. They’ll
expect you to perform some task or deliver some hard-to-get item to prove your devotion.
You don’t have to do it all at once. You can talk to a girl, maybe play a game with her, then
go off and do something else for a while and meet up with her again later. Take it from
your Uncle Larry: sometimes it helps to play it cool.
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