You could have been on the town now, having the geezers queuing
up to buy you drinks, looking gorgeous, having a laugh giving them the brush off and being catty
about you-know-who with the dodgy skin and the micro mini.
Choose
CINEMA
But oh no, you had to get clever.
that are blowing your mind, the sense of actually being in the movie. So how does it feel now?
What will your dreams be like tonight?
When images get this big, it’s hard to know who’s doing the watching:
you or him? Put the cushion down and look behind you. Next time, maybe
you’ll be more careful. But then after this, there is no next time.
Couldn’t resist that massive screen, the colours
What is it with you women? It’s just a game of footie.
There’ll be others you know. And pretty boy’s not real, just because you’ve got
him up there life-sized. And he wouldn’t fancy you anyway. He’s got a woman.
You seriously prefer that thing to me, don’t you? What is it that turns you on so much?
The stunning colours, or is it just the sheer picture size? And here
was I thinking size didn’t matter.
Do you think a massive plant would look good against that wall? At least
it’d stop you staring at the football all weekend and going on about how
sharp the images are.
No doubt it pays the gas bill as well.
Choose
THE BIG MATCH